I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE
Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
Biatch please, I have a gang.
It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados
- Biggest Jerk Who Made A Movie That Rhymes With His Own Name: David O’Russell, American Hustle
- Luckiest Dude Alive: The Pizza Delivery Guy, The Newest Most Popular Pizza Store in LA
- Most Likely To Sit In Front Of You At A Cinema: Pharrell’s Hat
- He Researched Frantically On Google Translate, To No Avail: John Travolta
- Okay? Okay? Okay? Matthew Mcconaughey, Alright Alright Alright
- God You’re Stunning: Lupita Nyong’o
- Obscure Movie, Obscure State: Nebraska
- Power Couple Walking: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the only nominees
- Can You End The Polar Vortex Now?: Cast and crew of Frozen, Frozen
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
the circle is complete
not gonna happen
special thank you to tumblr user Zagle for volunteering to be the virgin sacrifice!
Ellen really ordered pizzas to the Oscars.
hold up….is this real? DID ELLEN ORDER NEARLY $1600 WORTH OF PIZZA!?!??
Was that in the budget? Like. Did they have to fight one another for delivery privileges?
Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
The nominees are:
And the winner is:
everyone on tumblr watching the Oscars right now as the Best Actor category gets closer
OMG ITS HERE IM SO NERVOUS CMON LEO
we now live in a world where leonardo dicaprio doesn’t have an oscar but matthew mcconaughey does